My Personal Blog

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

(via common0courtesy)

bodyelectricm:

sadbutstillhorny:

*:・゚✧ looking for more pale? ✧*:・゚

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bodyelectricm:

sadbutstillhorny:

*:・゚✧ looking for more pale? ✧*:・゚

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(Source: sexceptional)

sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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(Source: strongestmeme, via death-by-lulz)

manafromheaven:

fruitycat:

GODDAMMIT JIMBLES

iM fuCKING SOBBIng

(via death-by-lulz)

courfius:

my school invented the disturbing state of disrepair aesthetic

(via theproserpina)

“Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.”
— the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via death-by-lulz)